Office by Alex Penny
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She goes to work. She dreams big. She like cars and doesn’t always sit with her legs crossed. She drinks your beer and steals your shirts. She burps, very loudly at that. She’s slightly rough around the edges and she build walls around herself. She assembles her own cheap Swedish furniture. She gets angry, she break things, yells and shouts. She lives on her own, does her taxes. She owns a hammer and knows how to operate the neighbour’s drill machine. Sometimes she just wants to stay at home and watch television for hours, eat dinner out of disposable containers. She rolls over and falls asleep. She slowly slips out of your arms in the middle of the night because she needs her space.
But guys, slow dance with her, at least once, ever, because there’s a part of her that wants to be swept off of her feet, even if it is for three minutes and thirty-eight seconds.
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my favorite part of america’s next top model is when the girls get makeovers
and all the white girls get all their hair cut off and cry
and all the black girls get their weaves taken out and cry
and tyra’s there like
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Yup Yup! @DearDarling @DaniDiceMierda @Anitaiforgotyourtwittername @zmry @shannonltddd @kateiforgotyourtwittername
Hey Will remember when we went to that two years ago and we hammered from Shot Roulette
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Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
KITTEH
OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST EFFING THING EVER FOREVER REBLOG
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